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Érêmes Muites, Apanhárêmes Pôque..., Olha!... Safárêmes!!!

quinta-feira, maio 12, 2005

Por falar em bola e em coiratos...

Depois de ter visto um porco a andar de bicicleta e um coelho a fazer surf, eu já acredito em tudo...
Se não vejamos: a julgar pelo conteúdo deste e-mail que recebi hoje, que, com muita ironia, afirmava com toda a propriedade que:
Liedson já pode jogar com o Benfica - Antecipação para hoje de jogo da próxima época com o Paços de Ferreira, limpa castigo.
O Sporting acaba de chegar a acordo com o Paços de Ferreira, lider isolado da 2ª Liga, com vista à antecipação do jogo entre as duas equipas, relativo à próxima época. Trata-se de uma situação perfeitamente normal, para uma equipa que desde tempos imemoriais tem sido prejudicada e perseguida pelo sistema, "Uma questão da mais elementar justiça", segundo elementos ligados direcção do Sporting.
O acordo passa pela aquisição pela parte do Sporting de 3000 cachecois, 500 bandeiras, 1000 emblemas do Paços de Ferreira e ainda do excedente de artigos de charcutaria do bar do clube, pelo que cada associado terá direito no jogo a relizar hoje em Alvalade a uma sandes de coiratos inteiramente gratis. Além destes artigos, reina a curiosidade nas hostes directivas do Paços de Ferreira, sobre o destino a dar ao lote mais bizarro deste acordo, "palavra de honra que sempre gostava de saber, o que é que vão fazer a 750 artigos de lingerie com o padrão do Paços de Ferreira", disse com evidente boa disposição o agora endinheirado tesoureiro do clube do Norte...


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